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[Dec. 14th, 2009|12:13 pm] |
I had a dream Barack Obama was my dad. And he was shooting me with a bb gun. |
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[Dec. 14th, 2009|09:14 am] |
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and an acorn?
A: Tiger Woods cheats on his wife. |
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[Dec. 14th, 2009|02:15 pm] |
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I wish I could record my dreams and play them back on a tv so I don't sound so crazy when trying to explain them. |
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[Dec. 14th, 2009|09:08 am] |
school makes me feel dumb.
but eating turkey and brie sandwiches at 8 am makes me feel pretty good. so does banana snapple. |
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[Dec. 14th, 2009|04:12 am] |
I'm not supposed to love you
I'm not supposed to care
I'm not supposed to spend each night
.............wishing you were there
But I can't help the fact that I do
I can't help the fact that I love you. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|11:54 pm] |
There was this Facebook group I joined today that was something along the lines of "If the world ends in 2012, then I'll have wasted my whole life in school..." Which, by the way, is true for me.
I'm not even sure if the world will end in 2012 or not. What do you think? (The movie was horrible by the way.) |
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[Dec. 14th, 2009|08:36 pm] |
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The number one reason I am not having kids. I saw a lady in the a department store looking depressed throwing toys in a trolly she obviously couldn't afford. I will not let little shits ruin my Christmas. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|11:25 pm] |
Whats your favorite thing about winter?
I like the rain, persoanlly. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|11:48 pm] |
Best part of the movie :
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|09:39 pm] |
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I thought andy warhol's art was shit. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|09:00 pm] |
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I am scared to go to work tomorrow. My heart is racing. I sometimes wish I get in a car crash so I wouldn't have to go. |
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[Dec. 14th, 2009|06:54 pm] |
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i should do my laundry. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|08:49 pm] |
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Jesus is in a lot of TV shows lately. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|06:33 pm] |
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I heard the new Harry Potter movie that is now on DVD was not as good as the other Harry Potters |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|05:54 pm] |
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With the exception of one's, pronouns do not combine with ’s to form possessives; a range of possessive pronouns is used instead, for example his and its. While its is originally derived from the pronoun it combined with ’s, it is now standard to write it as its. In standard usage, it's always means it is or it has |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|06:30 pm] |
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Is your penis small? I doubt guys with huge penises are every shy... |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|04:41 pm] |
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RUFIO!
RUFIO!
RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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